Outlawing guns will stop gun violence.

Outlawing drugs will stop drug abuse.

Outlawing abortion will stop abortion.

If the US leads the world, there will be peace.

Raising the minimum wage will make the poor better off.

Because one vaccine worked well, we should have tons of them, and if they’re mandatory, we wont have to worry about disease.

Government spending stimulates private spending and makes the economy stronger.

Economic regulations level the playing field for smaller competitors.

The FDA makes drugs and food safer and cheaper.

The SEC makes the stock market more stable, safer, makes sure everyone is on an equal footing.

With the right government action, the climate will be better off.

It’s okay to be violent if that’s what it takes to silent your political opponent and make sure our side wins.