(Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas.")
On the tenth day of Trump, we heard from Hillary:
- “Blacks weren’t supportive
- Sexist male voters
- Obama didn’t help,
- Fox sabotaged me,
- Damn Wikileaks,
- IT WAS MY TURN!!!
- Bernie undermined me,
- Trump is a Pig,
- James Comey lied,
- and it should have been President ME!”
On the eleventh day of Trump, we heard from Hillary:
- “Women voters failed me
- Blacks weren’t supportive
- Sexist male voters
- Obama didn’t help,
- Fox sabotaged me,
- Damn Wikileaks,
- IT WAS MY TURN!!!
- Bernie undermined me,
- Trump is a Pig,
- James Comey lied,
- and it should have been President ME!”
On the twelfth day of Trump, we heard from Hillary:
- “Russia Colluded
- Women voters failed me
- Blacks weren’t supportive
- Sexist male voters
- Obama didn’t help,
- Fox sabotaged me,
- Damn Wikileaks,
- IT WAS MY TURN!!!
- Bernie undermined me,
- Trump is a Pig,
- James Comey lied….,
- And it should have been President ME!”
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