(Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas.")
On the sixth day of Trump, we heard from Hillary:
- “Damn Wikileaks,
- IT WAS MY TURN!!!
- Bernie undermined me,
- Trump is a Pig,
- James Comey lied,
- and it should have been President ME!”
On the seventh day of Trump, we heard from Hillary:
- “Fox sabotaged me,
- Damn Wikileaks,
- IT WAS MY TURN!!!
- Bernie undermined me,
- Trump is a Pig,
- James Comey lied,
- and it should have been President ME!”
On the eighth day of Trump, we heard from Hillary:
- “Obama didn’t help,
- Fox sabotaged me,
- Damn Wikileaks,
- IT WAS MY TURN!!!
- Bernie undermined me,
- Trump is a Pig,
- James Comey lied,
- and it should have been President ME!”

On the ninth day of Trump, we heard from Hillary:
- “Sexist male voters
- Obama didn’t help,
- Fox sabotaged me,
- Damn Wikileaks,
- IT WAS MY TURN!!!
- Bernie undermined me,
- Trump is a Pig,
- James Comey lied,
- and it should have been President ME!”
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