In what could perhaps best be described as Alaska’s answer to the MTV’s Jersey Shore, members of the Palin family (including Bristol and Todd) got involved in a drunken fracas last month when they showed up at a South Anchorage party in a stretch limo. Now, the Anchorage police department has released audio of the brawl for your listening pleasure.

According to witnesses, at least two fights took place. The largest centered around Bristol Palin and party host Korey Klingenmeyer. When Bristol allegedly observed her younger sister Willow being assaulted, she explains that she jumped out of the vehicle to assist her. That’s when she says Klingenmeyer knocked her down, dragged her across the yard and called her a “slut.”

Upon hearing this, her father Todd intervened, confronting Klingenmeyer. He asks if he called Bristol a slut, which Klingenmeyer dodges by saying “Todd, really? You’re out of line. You need to go on another reality show.” Klingenmeyer claims Bristol Palin initiated the fight herself when she assaulted him after being asked to leave.

Klingenmeyer also tells police that he got into a scuffle with her Palin’s brother Track shortly after his encounter with her. Sarah Palin can be heard at times throughout the audio, though does not appear to have been involved in any of the kerfuffle.