Jennifer Lawrence fans, take notes. The Oscar-winning actress, 24, appears on the October cover of Vanity Fair, and gave her interviewer an interesting list of what she looks for in a romantic partner.

Lawrence tells contributing editor Sam Kashner that, “I would just rather have someone who has the same taste in reality TV.” She claims to be a fan of all the Real Housewives series but if she had to pick, “Miami is really special.” She also specifies that she has no patience for anyone afraid to eat, calling the gluten-free trend, “the new cool eating disorder.”

The actress admits a surprising crush, reporting that, “I’m in love with [Larry David], and I have been for a really long time.” Despite this affection for a known grouch, Lawrence says she isn’t fond of conflict. “I don’t like fighting, and I find argumentative people to be the most annoying people on the planet.”

Perhaps most importantly, Lawrence is looking for someone to feel comfortable with. Her ideal man “isn’t afraid to fart in front of me [rather] than to have big, passionate love.” She acknowledges that, “I’d rather just have a peaceful time. [Those relationships] are deeper because you can be your true self with somebody, and somebody can be their true self with you.”

Lawrence has been linked to Coldplay frontman (and Gwyneth Paltrow ex) Chris Martin since August. No word yet on how many requirements on this list he fills.