Predictably, things aren’t going well for Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. After admitting to cheating on her, the two have their therapy sessions broadcast every week on their reality show “True Tori.” This week, Dean gets a little, er, self-effacing, to say the least.

Once the two aired out their grievances, their therapist recommended writing letters to one another. This, in all likelihood, is due to McDermott’s wavering over the reasons for cheating on Spelling. Was it because he found the other woman attractive, or because Tori isn’t attractive enough? No one’s quite sure.

“I’m so sorry for the unforgivable, irresponsible, self-indulgent, egotistical, self-seeking, arrogant behavior that took place in Toronto,” reads Dean’s letter. “I took you for granted… I hurt you so bad.”

Things only get darker from there.

Feeling a sense of remorse that was perhaps not adequately expressed in his letter, Dean admits to depression, even feeling suicidal.

“I feel like a fatass, small d*ck … piece of sh*t,” he says, possibly not realizing that in situations of adultery, people typically aren’t concerned with the adulterer’s feelings.

Tori, unsatisfied with McDermott’s apology, shows him pictures of her with their children, presumably snapped while he was elsewhere with a paramour. Accused of feeling no remorse, Dean reiterates to the therapist that he indeed feels awful about his infidelity.

This is either the best or the worst show on television.